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LUXURY & AESTHETICS

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Guy Fieri

Hey everyone, Guy Fieri here, and let me tell ya, Hazy Bowls are like
the VIP section of hookah experiences. With their sleek design and top-notch quality, they're the ultimate luxury upgrade for any hookah enthusiast. Get ready to elevate your smoke game to a whole new level with Hazy Bowls – it's a flavor journey you won't want to miss!

Billy Mays

Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product – Hazy Bowls! Are you tired of your ordinary hookah sessions, where the flavor just doesn't hit the mark? Well, say goodbye to those days, because Hazy Bowls are here to revolutionize your smoking experience!

These bowls are designed with precision to deliver the perfect balance of flavor and smoothness every time you take a puff. With Hazy Bowls, you'll enjoy intense, satisfying clouds that'll leave you craving more.

But wait, there's more! Hazy Bowls are built to last, crafted from high-quality materials to ensure durability and longevity. Plus, they're super easy to clean, so you can spend less time scrubbing and more time enjoying your smoke.

Don't settle for mediocre hookah sessions any longer – upgrade to Hazy Bowls today and experience the difference for yourself!

Ricky

Listen up, bud! I gotta tell ya about these Hazy Bowls, alright? They're freakin' awesome, I'm tellin' ya! I mean, picture this – you're chillin' in your trailer, right? Got some good buds around, maybe a couple of beers. And then you fire up one of these Hazy Bowls, and boom! It's like a party in your mouth, boys!

I'm talkin' about flavors that'll knock your socks off – like, better than a bag of jalapeño chips, swear to god! And the best part? They're easy as heck to use! Just pack 'em up, fire 'em up, and you're good to go.

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Warburton here to talk to you about Hazy Bowls. Now, let me tell you, these bowls are the real deal, folks. I mean, we're talking top-notch quality and flavor that'll knock your socks off.

When you pack one of these babies and take that first puff, it's like a symphony of taste exploding in your mouth. And let me tell you, I've got a pretty deep voice, but even I can't express how amazing these bowls are.

So if you want to elevate your hookah game to the next level, do yourself a favor and get your hands on some Hazy Bowls. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

Batman

Crime-fighting is thirsty work, but even the Dark Knight needs to unwind sometimes. That's where Hazy Bowls come in. Picture this: Gotham's skyline, the Bat-Signal piercing the night, and me, enjoying the smooth, flavorful smoke of a Hazy Bowl.

These bowls are like the utility belt of hookah accessories – reliable, versatile, and always delivering the goods. Whether I'm patrolling the streets or taking a rare moment to relax in the Batcave, Hazy Bowls never disappoint.

So if you're looking to add a touch of Gotham-style luxury to your hookah sessions, trust me, Hazy Bowls are the way to go. Because even Batman knows when it's time to kick back and enjoy a little flavor-filled R&R.

Joker

Ha-ha-ha! Let me tell you about Hazy Bowls, my dear audience! These bowls are like a joke that never gets old – each puff delivering a punchline of flavor that'll have you cackling with delight.

Crafted with the precision of a mad scientist, Hazy Bowls are the perfect companion for my chaotic escapades. Whether I'm plotting against the Bat or simply enjoying a moment of mayhem, these bowls never fail to bring a smile to my face.

So if you're ready to embrace the madness and add a little Joker flair to your hookah sessions, look no further than Hazy Bowls. Trust me, you'll be laughing all the way to flavor town!

Master Chief

Attention, Spartans! Master Chief here, and I'm here to talk to you about Hazy Bowls. When you're out there defending humanity from the Covenant, you need fuel to keep you going. That's where Hazy Bowls come in.

These bowls are like the energy sword of hookah accessories – sharp, precise, and always ready for action. With each puff, you'll experience flavors so intense, they'll make you feel like you're battling on the front lines of Reach.

So whether you're gearing up for battle or just kicking back in the barracks, trust me, Hazy Bowls are the fuel you need to keep fighting the good fight. Spartan out.

Gordon Ramsey

Alright, you donkeys! Gordon Ramsay here, and I've got something to say about Hazy Bowls. These bowls are the bloody essence of culinary excellence, transformed into a hookah experience like no other.

When it comes to flavor, Hazy Bowls are like a symphony for your taste buds – perfectly balanced, harmonious, and absolutely delicious. Each puff is a culinary masterpiece, crafted with precision and finesse.

So if you want to elevate your hookah game to Michelin-star levels, don't settle for anything less than Hazy Bowls. Trust me, your palate will thank you and you won't be an idiot sandwich.

Shorsey

Listen up, ya titfuckers! Shorsey here, and let me tell you about Hazy Bowls. These bowls are like the chirp heard 'round the rink – bold, in your face, and impossible to ignore.

I mean, we're talkin' flavors so intense, they'll hit you like a body check from me. And the craftsmanship? It's like watching a perfectly executed slap shot – precise, powerful, and guaranteed to leave you wanting more.

So if you're ready to step up your hookah game and show those puck bunnies what's what, give your balls a tug and grab yourself some Hazy Bowls and get ready to dominate. Because let's face it, anything less is just plain soft.

TIMELESS
QUALITY

PEERLESS
REPUTE

Unique Bowls

Each bowl is sequentially numbered and crafted with a unique glaze and form. No two Hazy Bowls are alike.

Superb Quality

The design, materials and glaze are all carefully selected to encapsulate the aesthetics & function that is: Hazy Bowls.

Premium Stoneware Clay

Formulated to prevent thermal shock, increase mechanical stability and maintain heat retention, Hazy Bowls are made to preform better than your average bowl.

Tiny Hazy

Some bowls get a mini-me. There are about 5 Tiny Hazy Bowls in existance, of which I own 2.

Hazy Port

A new style of bowl port meant to fit grommets better and look good doing it.

Hazy Dais

Show off your Hazy Bowl in style.

Hazy Bowl updates for 2024

on May 22, 2024

Bowl Branding and Logo Process As some of the more sharp-eyed among you may have noticed, my process for numberin...

Very seldomly, I create a box to pair with a bowl. Made from a mix of exotic and pine wood, it's the perfect bespoke display, carrying box or storage container for your Hazy Bowl. Currently, only 5 exist in the world.

Overtime, certain styles or types have been established as recurring designs. The first 4 bowls completes a set. The last 6 bowls are rarer designs that are extremely difficult to obtain due to their scarcity.

Mega-Rare

Galaxy

Splatter

Drip

Torre Blanca

Giga-Rare

Stitched

PRODUCED: 3

Crosshatch

PRODUCED: 3

Marble

PRODUCED: 4

Ultra-Rare

Silueta

PRODUCED: 1

Sneaker

PRODUCED: 2

Novus

PRODUCED: 1

Every so often, I will pair a cup with a Hazy Bowl.

FAQ

When is the next batch?

I post updates on the discord server or sometimes Instagram stories. Email blasts are reserved for drops or other type of bowl releases.

Do you take pre-orders, wholesale, or customs?

Not at the moment.

Will you let us know the capacity of the bowls?

If it's not able to be deduced from the preview, just ask and I will be happy to say what's going to be available.

Why do you take so long between batches?

I'm only 1 guy with a small studio and my process involves focusing on each bowl more-so than any other bowl manufacturer. I want to ensure each bowl comes out perfect and if there's a major flaw, I won't put in a drop. I strive for perfection.

How long does each bowl take?

Depends on the complexity of the bowl - from the shape to the glaze combination. Some take 3 hours, some take 6 hours, or even more.

What's the difference between a clay and ceramic bowl?

Semantics - ceramic is just clay hardened by heat. All your clay bowls are ceramic. Stoneware bowls that have been fired are ceramic.

What's the best way to keep up to date?

Joining the discord would be your best bet. > CLICK HERE <

Will you replace my bowl if I come to you a year after I've used it with cracks all over the depot?

No. Learn to manage your heat and how to wash your bowl.

How do you properly take care of a bowl?

With extreme care. Never smoke a bowl after washing it, the water seeps into the poreholes of the clay and will EXPLODE when heated. The safest way is to wash a bowl after it has cooled down, and then let it air-dry for many hours as to make sure the water has evaporated out of the clay matrix. The key element is thermal shock. Repeated temperature fluctuations will cause the glaze to crack as one part of the glaze is cooling/heating up at a different rate than its surrounding, which will propagate cracks.

Hazy Bowls is a one-person operation ran by me: Lucas. My goal is to create extraordinary hookah bowls that push the limit to what can be achieved in terms of aesthetics and performance.

Each time I am at the wheel, I am presented with an opportunity to create something new and exciting, which is what drives me to try new techniques or new styles and designs so as to see what can and cannot be done.

I stop at nothing short of perfection and every facet of using a hookah bowl is taken into consideration, from structural integrity to the thermal resistance of the clay; from ergonomics of handling the bowl to the shape of the port or height of the spire; and most importantly, designed with enthusiasts in mind, I am a firm believer of, "The devil is in the details."

Seeing the joy on people's face when they appreciate the craftsmanship and effort I put into each bowl is part of the reason I love doing what I do - it really makes the extra effort worth it when you realize even the smallest of details are valued.